Pranksgiving
We here at the Bromance decided to post ourselves a little Thanksgiving blog. Our bellies full of Apple Sausage Stuffing and Goat Meat and our minds at ease for once during this great holiday… Well holiday, we’re going to share a few of the things we’ve decided to give thanks for.
Arison: First off, I’m thankful for Glade Airwick Plugins, beefy areolas, and Matt Corey’s arousing little beard. I’m thankful for the word DASHING, and thankful for the fact that so many people have taken it upon themselves to use that word whenst describing my entrances into various parties, brisques, and new born baby arrivals
Bub: I’m thankful for Keystone Light (it’s a tragedy in a can). Underground criminal activity… I feel it’s the only thing keeping the American Dollar somewhat afloat. I don’t know that I’m thankful for deodorant… but I’m pretty sure I like it… it’s kinda handy (powerhandy).
Arion: I’m thankful for rhinoceros (all of them). French bread, sliced bread, wheat bread, and a lot of other breads. I’m thankful that my Halloween prank worked out. And last, but not least, Jesus. Also, I’m thankful I have made no negotiations about Unicorns what so ever.
Allen: I’m thankful for Nintendo, Father Ted., and homoerotic instability. God gave us this day to engorge ourselves and send pictures of these digestive exploits, any way we can, to our close friends in the third-world countries of Africa. Speaking of unhonorable acts, I think everyone should thank me for not performing my patented Naughty & Lude Shuffle dance out in front of the 246 household, not due to conscience, but cold weather.
